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Joke of the Day

"Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be so destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller."

"I heard on the news Stoners took over a town This was a high coup"

"What's a French person's favorite video game system? The Wii! (Oui)"

"An old woman ask her husband of 65 years... what would you do if I stated smoking? He quickly replies ""Slow down and use more lube."""

"What do you get the man who has everything? Antibiotics"

"I met this one guy who thought killing someone to save many is still wrong. God, what a Kant."

"[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you."

"French People and France When god created France it was beautiful, and great. The rest of the world was so jeaulous...so to make it equal god created French People."

"My clothes don't fit anymore. There's only one possibly explanation. America is shrinking my clothes."

"When a dish comes out of the dishwasher still dirty, I just put it back in for another round, because I believe in second chances."