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Joke of the Day

"But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more to be the man who walked 1000 miles to get away from you. I want a divorce."

"Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield? Because the stalks are all ears."

"Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?"

"Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!"

"it's party time let's dance !"

"Make your day more fun by going up to a stranger and asking ""Hey, how have you been since the amnesia?"""

"What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier? The punchline."

"On their 30th anniversary Patty turns to Mary, tears in his eyes, and says Mary, you've added so much texture to my life... it's been rough."

"What is the shortest street in the universe? Planckstrasse"

"IF you're NOT Handsome enough........ http://imgur.com/364BbQf"