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Joke of the Day

"Make your day more fun by going up to a stranger and asking ""Hey, how have you been since the amnesia?"""

"I hope the people that monitor my sleep study tonight like watching a man scratch his taint."

"Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture."

"There's a joke to be made about Niantic removing the step feature in Pokemon go instead of fixing the bug. But I just can't seem to find it."

"In my day a hand on my crotch was third base... now even a hand job is a foul ball!"

"#BadTimeTravelAdvice Plague, shmlague. 13th century Europe is where it's at!"

"I got the book ""Front Page of the Internet for Dummies"" from a friend... But I need to take it back, because I already reddit."

"What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? A Transporter"

"What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move? The whip"

"Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas."