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Joke of the Day

"What is the shortest street in the universe? Planckstrasse"

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"I was arrested for indecent exposure, but, sadly, released for lack of evidence."
"What was Hitler's favorite TV show? The Price is Reich"
"Hebrew Jokes How do you get a Jewish number........ you role up her sleeve"
"""Dude, you're getting a Dell!"" - Me pulling my spoiled unruly son out of the Apple Store"
"Don't worry about my probation officer, he just likes to watch."
"Single airline stewardesses are very lucky... for their convenience all men are already sorted into different classes."