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Joke of the Day

"IF you're NOT Handsome enough........ http://imgur.com/364BbQf"

"A priest and a rabbi are walking together. The priest sees an attractive young boy and asks the rabbi , do you want to fuck him? The rabbi asks , out of what?"

"The pet groomer didn't appreciate the 10 dollar bill I slid across the table to give my dog the ""happy ending""."

"Why did George Washington leave office after his second term. He wanted to set a president."

"What's long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show a deer how it's done."

"Have you ever seen mothballs? How'd you get their tiny legs open?"

"Want to learn how to keep an idiot occupied for hours? [Click here to find out!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/44z1io/want_to_learn_how_to_keep_an_idiot_occupied_for/)"

"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"What does a frog do when it barbecues? Rib it...duh!"