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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boring Muslim? Abdull."
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"Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You're welcome."
"Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill? To steep."
"Me: There's a real fat one on the other team! Her: ""My son's not fat!"" How you know I was talking about him? ""Cuz he's the.."" Fat one? ""Ya."""
"There's no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know."
"I'm confused about plants"
"We've all seen that person on Social Media who likes to debate things as if they are a college professor. Dude...you're arguing with someone who uses ""dat"""
"friend: i want a bf me: i want to hold the reins of 2 equally powerful, beautiful horses who run w/perfectly matched paces & also respect me"
"Just because your kid says, ""You're my hero"" does not mean you can pick them up at school wearing a cape, apparently"
"What's black, blue, and hates sex? The five year old boy in my basement."