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Joke of the Day

"The story of Kanye West Kanye West divorced his Kanye Pest, now it's just him and his kid in his Kanye Nest, Now he won't get his Kanye Rest to be his Kanye Best at the Kanye Test."

"Why did the narcissist with multiple personalities and a propensity for domestic violence only have one black eye? Because she didn't need to re-beat himself."

"If you fall outta your car in your driveway, it's your own asphalt."

"After their meal of rawmen and a cup of joe, what do cannibals use to freshen their breath? MenToes"

"When your prospective father-in-law asks:""Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?"" Do NOT say:""Because I am tired of using my own"""

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's Married"

"C, Eb, and G walk into a ""bar"" ."

"How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic? You take the pizza delivery sign off"

"A Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says to the pirate, 'do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?' The pirate says, 'Arrrrrgh! It's drivin' me nuts!'"

"I've got a friend who's a female private investigator. Or gynecologist, as she likes to be called."