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Joke of the Day

"Astronaut: *takes a picture of the moon* Moon: delete it"

"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it."

"What type of wood is the most expensive? Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)"

"Why can a Cheetah not hide? Because it's always spotted."

"The Jonestown cult survivor was never any good at jokes. He always missed the punchline."

"Sometimes I leave a trail of pizza crumbs around the house so I can find my way back to the TV"

"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."

"New Girlfriend (56) -- Postponed due to rain NOTICE: New Girlfriend (56) will be made up next Wednesday as part of a double header along with New Girlfriend (57)."

"What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses? Hippocampus!"