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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race? A Cheetah."
Next Joke
"I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too."
"Yes Pony Express? I ordered a pony 27 minutes ago and I still didn't get it. What kind of fast food joint do you run here?"
"Adam & Eve What did Adam say to Eve when She Threatened to Leave him? ""Can I Have My Rib Back?"""
"Cop: Sir, you can't use hand-held communication devices while driving Me: [trying to hide ouija board] What are you talking about?"
"I dreamt last night that I got Reddit gold. Instead I got downvoted to oblivion."
"What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You'll never be president, Jeb."
"If God really made Eve from Adam's rib bone. Then women are really men and we're all gay. Discuss."
"Jesus walks into a bar and says ""I'll just have water"""
"What's the difference between drunk people and black people? Drunk people are found **IN** bars. Black people are found **BEHIND** them."