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Joke of the Day

"What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square? Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him."

"How many Creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? God."

"Bartender: A shot of whiskey can cleanse the soul Me: *thinks back to the time I ""experimented"" in college* I'll take 27 bottles please"

"What was the slutty princess full of? Kingdom come"

"Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"

"I love it when websites pop up a box to make me subscribe to read, and I always enter my real email address because it's important."

"Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU? Because there is no Turkey"

"Why shouldn't you buy a Unionmade watch? For every day it's working, it will break twice, yet still skips ahead half an hour while you're eating lunch."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? well.... I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"without a doubt my least favourite thing about being alive is having a body, hate taking care of this hunk of shit"