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Joke of the Day

"What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square? Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him."

"What has two legs and red all over? Half a puppy... I'm sorry"

"I got pulled over by a female cop.. When i asked what's wrong, she said ""NOTHING!!"""

"why do hens have no tits? 'cause roosters got no hands"

"you are doing that too much. try again in 2 minutes Guess I shared to many Redditt posts too soon Or ""that's what she said"" he he"

"If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet He'd have ""valet Parkinson's"" disease"

"What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig? A French pig goes, ""Oui! Oui! Oui!"" all the way home."

"What type of animals are put on envelopes? Seals."

"Two scientists walk into a bar... Two scientists walk into a bar. The first asks for H2O. The second asks for H2O, too. The second man dies."

"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"