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Joke of the Day
"Sweep her off her feet, but not like the bad guy from Karate Kid."
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"What is a dentist's office? A filling station."
"This is terrible, and I'd like to apologize in advance, but could anyone tell me why hipsters prefer corpses over zombies? Corpses are still underground."
"What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock? Ve haff vays of making you tock!"
"My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach"
"Just thought about it... (nsfw) My ex-boyfriend was 6'1"". My current boyfriend is 6'3"" ....height isn't the only 2 inch difference between them."
"Steven Gerrard has had the worst ending for a Captain Since the Titanic!"
"Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood."
"whats black and doesn't work? decaf coffee, you racist bastard!"
"Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s He ran on splitting up gangs."