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Joke of the Day
"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."
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"What do you call a student that graduates bottom of their class in Med school? A doctor."
"A member of the river dance group walks into a bar. And asks..... What have ya got on tap!?!?"
"What you call a black priest? Holy shit."
"Scientists are now saying climate change is ""whatever"" and life is ""bullshit"" and ""Judith left me last night, that's why I'm drunk at work""."
"Had bacon this morning, made Monday joke, drinking coffee, will masturbate later. I AM TWITTER!"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... ...because they always take things literally."
"The first rule of breast club is you having them and that's good enough for me."