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Joke of the Day

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim...."

"Co-Worker: You say apparently a lot. Me: Yes, I know. CW: It really bothers me. M: Apparently so. CW: You don't care. M: Apparently not."

"Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word."

"I really hate to get religious on here, but have you seen the thigh gap on Jesus. DAYUM!"

"Fist bumping high fives since 94'"

"I spent a long time hitting on a lesbian girl... ...until she said: ""Okay, I'm gonna be straight with you."""

"Did you just call me a boombox? Eugh that's such a stereotype"

"I noticed you just hit the snooze alarm. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWWWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW"

"I'm old enough to remember being the tv remote."

"Immigrants... David Cameron has said that hes going to put a cap on immigrants entering the country. I think its terrible, they should be able to wear what they want."