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Joke of the Day
"I'm old enough to remember being the tv remote."
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"Me: are you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"
"""You have a very large package downstairs."" I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office."
"I'm a lawyer for an Orthodontist He's got me on retainer."
"Yo Mama so ugly, she has to use prescription make-up!"
"I once asked my friend from New Zealand to count how many girlfriends he's had Shortly after attempting to do so, he fell asleep."
"What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart? One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!"
"Him:The seven dwarves were on a bus, they all started to feel Sleepy. So Sleepy got off. Me:Oh come on, man! That pun was Dopey!"
"the saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then ur dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dead"
"My house is so trashed that Whitney Houston just dropped by in her 1988 Ford Escort & gave me a high five & then she asked me for ten bucks."