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Joke of the Day

"Then God said, ""Let there be Internet drama""; and there was Internet drama. And God saw that it was good."

"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people!"

"i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it"

"moisten thyself and wait for me in the westernmost grunting shed"

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until puberty before it comes on a boy's face!"

"How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar? Free Endless Salad Tossing"

"If you work for Samsung.. does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?"

"Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over? A: A dirty double crosser."

"Where do you hide after a murder? Behind a badge."

"Court Comedy In a courtroom, where tensions are high... Judge: Order! Order in the court! Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye."