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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until puberty before it comes on a boy's face!"

"I want a romantic comedy trailer that starts, ""Ben was looking for love in all the wrong places,"" and then shows Ben digging up a grave."

"What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? A spaghetto"

"What is it? It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow"

"My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them"

"Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !"

"Why are blondes so good with odd numbers? Because they, like, can't even!"

"""You thinkin what I'm thinkin?"" ""That we should dance our way out of this street fight?"" ""Wait what?"" ""No time! Break on 8! And a 5 6 7 8."""

"I saw two really fat people today talking... Looked like a heavy discussion"

"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint!"