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Joke of the Day

"How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snow Balls"

"Apple needs to build a product for older gentlemen who have become fathers. iPop"

"How does George W. Bush do well on his high school midterms? He uses study strategeries."

"I'm going to wait until lots of ppl get tattoos of my characters, then suddenly make my comic really racist and horrible"

"What do vegetarian zombies eat ? terri schiavo"

"Your Mommas so fat... (physics joke) Because she went light speed. Explanation: Physicists theorize that as speed increases, mass increases and at light speed, mass becomes infinite."

"I bought shoes from my drug dealer. I'm not sure what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Doctor Frankenstein If Doctor Frankenstein ever opens a cheese shop, he should name it 'Frankenstein's Muenster'"

"What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose? Bing fwong dong 9/11"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"