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Joke of the Day

"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""

"What do they call a bra in Sweden? A holdsemfromfloppin"

"Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class? He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution."

"genie: ""thats definitely your last wish?"" me: [smiles at my wife in wheelchair] ""yes"" genie: ""ok"" our dog: ""how can i talk all of a sudden?"""

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he says to the bartender... ""Give me a beer and give me a mop!"""

"How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus? Tentacles."

"What's the difference between your mom and a chicken coop? There's a limit to the number of cocks that can fit into the coop."

"A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said ""You know you really need help"" ""Yes I do"" said the elephant ""get this kid off my foot !"""

"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"

"There was a blackout in our neighborhood The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"