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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch? (OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years."

"Why was ""six"" afraid of ""seven?"" Because seven was a registered six offender."

"Keen silence from a dinner guest as she looks across the living room and realizes I made her bridesmaid dress into a dog bed."

"What did arnold schwarzenegger say to the chemist Get to the COPPER!!!!!"

"I asked my secretary if she new the difference between a blow job and lunch she said no, so I offer to take her out to ""lunch""."

"Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches? They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!"

"What do you call a black Roy Rogers. Leroy Rogers."

"Women are like the salt of my life They raise my blood pressure"

"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"If she says ""I'm fine"" that means she's fine and you can keep playing Xbox"