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Joke of the Day

"I don't know if you guys will get my yoga joke... ... it's kind of a stretch."

"Someone asked me to write a sad story in 3 words today I just replied ""Trump or Hilary"""

"Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club."

"I was singing in the gym shower & the girl in the one beside me started singing along & then suddenly my life became this weird, naked duet."

"Hot lady mouse looking for good time. Any mouse will do boy mouse or girl mouse. Groups preferred. Meet in woods AT NIGHT. Will be a hoot."

"Why did I cross the road? Because your mom was on the other side.."

"My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet."

"What's the difference between a jew and... ...Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp."

"I was talking to my Jewish doctor friend... And I asked him how much he charges for a curcumcision. He said that he does it for free, but he gets to keep the tip."

"What did the tooth say to the dentist? ""Fill 'er up!"""