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Joke of the Day
"Why did I cross the road? Because your mom was on the other side.."
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"Sometimes, late at night, I stare out the window at the stars and think about all the airlines that have wronged me..."
"My girlfriend told me I need to show a little more interest in her family. So I f*cked her sister."
"Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!"
"Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor? He kept getting type cast."
"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""
"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."
"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? Bait."
"Advent calendars Their days are numbered."