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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a woman and a gun You can put a silencer on a gun"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired? He became an ex-terminator!"

"What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast? Surreal."

"Did you hear Uber and Lyft are merging? They're rebranding as ""Luber: For when you need to come fast!"""

"Studies show that most New Yorkers are offended by 9/11 jokes. The study also revealed that they thought the other 2/11 jokes were funny."

"Twitter should offer Shkreli his account back for $10,000 and if he agrees say sorry and suddenly raise the price 5600%"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? Apparently he had Loco motives."

"There was an unbelievably close finish in this years ""Shemale of the year"" contest. It was a Thai."

"What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit."

"What do you call a knighted cow? Sir Loin"