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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator that starts something? An insti-GATOR!"
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"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass"
"How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !"
"British Airways. Breakfast in London. Dinner in New York. Luggage in Tokyo."
"Two priest walk into bar and disappointed... there are no young boys there."
"I like my women like I like my Coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer"
"They should fill the airbags with confetti to make car accidents more fun. *crashes vehicle* ""OMG, my legs! Hey, a party!"" *dies smiling*"
"Mew and Mewtwo are both on a slanted roof. Who falls first? Neither. They can both levitate."
"tomorrow is national microphone day... check 12/12/12"
"Did you ever get two pieces of shocking news at once? I just found out my sister was diagnosed with testicular cancer."