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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose? A radical mooselamb"
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"What do you call a drunk elf? Legless"
"I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""Help, Shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."
"A man walks into a bar... Then he said ouch."
"You know what's odd? Every other number."
"What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test? They bio-D-grade."
"Huh, maybe THIS pizza delivery guy will be the father figure I've been looking for"
"Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't."
"A Facebook friend posted 8 pictures of himself fixing a lawnmower, so I drove over and shot him. It just felt like the right thing to do."