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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... Then he said ouch."
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"I bought some ""no more tears"" shampoo but her hair still tore right out!"
"I saw a chameleon today... ...guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon. *I submitted this joke a few years ago, I'm reposting myself (which was originally also a repost)*"
"A telephone rang. ""Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"" ""Yes, it is,"" came the reply. ""Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."""
"r/Jokes Do you know any jokes told in the first person? I always enjoy a good joke told as if it actually happened to the person telling it. Know any good ones?"
"1. Ice *check* 2. Ice *check* 3. Baby *calls 911* - Freezer Inspector -"
"Campbell's Soup annual business meeting Current products are selling fine...See everyone next year."
"Anyone else think Mexican and African jokes are pretty much all the same? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"
"*Fakes Phone Call* ""Yes a thousand doves please....well give me pigeons and i can paint them white"" (cups hand over phone) ""I plan weddings"""
"What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground? Possession within tent"