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Joke of the Day

"What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test? They bio-D-grade."

"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"

"June was sore. She scolded Ward Cleaver. ""You were awfully hard on the Beaver last night Ward!!"""

"You're a unit of power Harry ""Im a watt?"""

"The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is ""We're going for a break now, we'll be back later""."

"Now I know why they call it Whole Foods. It took a whole hour to spend my whole paycheck and they can kiss my whole ass."

"I never mess with anyone in a Pontiac Aztek. I just don't want to be on the wrong end of another of their poor decisions."

"I asked to switch seats because there was a god damn SCREAMING infant next to me, and I couldn't sleep. They told me no. Apparently you're not allowed to move away from your own child."

"What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? ""There's more there than meets the sty."""

"Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos? Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night."