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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drunk elf? Legless"
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"What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD? Time"
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"How can you tell if your wife left you? You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!"
"It's all fun and games until you notice the ""rocket"" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."
"I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours"
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"What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!"
"DJ: ""MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"" *Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*"