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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the two introverts go camping? Because it's two fucking in tents."

"I remember when my mum used to tuck me in. She really wanted a daughter."

"My girlfriend through 5 years just left me. No I'm left with a wife and 2 kids."

"First rule of robbing banks is you have to shout, ""THIS IS A ROBBERY!"" Otherwise they might think it's a baptism."

"Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday? Apparently it was a Naan event."

"*Action movie guy gets shot 3 times* It's nothing, I'll be fine. *gets shot a 4th time* Wow ok, that last one, ok whoooooo."

"It's embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn't sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing."

"Are you nerd ? Yesterday at social get together I was explaining to my friend how android is better than iOS in many respect. A girl in group says, ""Are you that cool nerd guy?"" I replied, ""Yum"""

"Why did the dog roll down the hill? It didn?t have any legs."

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