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Joke of the Day
"Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years."
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"Thank goodness for loyalty program emails. I keep forgetting what brands I'm loyal to."
"Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!"
"Q: What are swearing outdoor grills powered with? A: Profane tanks."
"Potty humor... Have you ever taken a shit that smelled so bad, you had to re-evaluate your lifestyle? I either need to become a vegetarian, or do a colon cleanse with holy water."
"What's the difference...? What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck."
"Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!"
"I hate when I'm spying on someone while they're showering and they let out a huge fart. What a sicko."
"If you're not into barrier reefs you will HATE the Great Barrier Reef"
"What's the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs."