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Joke of the Day
"If you're not into barrier reefs you will HATE the Great Barrier Reef"
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"If u wear headphones Upside down...... will the sound be upside down too? HA!"
"How can you tell when a Canadian is successful? He dies in his LA home at 82."
"What did the joints say to the arthritis pain? Uh-Leave! I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come."
"There is no single shoe store near me... They all seem to sell them in pairs. ^^^sorry ^^^if ^^^not ^^^OC"
"When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors."
"Como frijoles? How you bean?"
"Don't mean to brag but I can turn a pair of fat pants into skinny jeans in like 3.5 months"
"People who say ""adorbs"" make me miserbs"
"What's the opposite of ""lily white""? A racist term of some sort."