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Joke of the Day
"Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!"
Next Joke
"a nativity scene but with a giant burrito instead of a baby Jesus"
"Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over? That makes it cap sized"
"What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse? The end of DayZ"
"Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Daisies are grey, Because I'm a dog."
"Why are hurricanes named after girls. Because there not himicanes"
"Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)"
"So i recently came over my ex... Hit her right in the eye! Sorry."
"What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex will make your day, anal sex will make your hole weak."
"Never ask a shepherd how many sheep he owns, I don't think he'd know, he probably falls asleep every time he takes inventory."