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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails? *Single*."
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"How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? .....change??"
"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."
"I like my women like I like my slaves: Coffee. Wait..."
"What do you call a panda that graduates last in its class from medical school? Dr. Bear Li"
"How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell."
"Girl Vs Boy Conversation Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Everyone is like happy 2016 and Apple is like: Happy 2015s!"
"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense"
"I overheard a friend telling his pal ""I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."" ""What is she doing?"" the pal asks. ""Waiting for me to get home."""