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Joke of the Day

"Girl Vs Boy Conversation Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"[NSFW] What is the best engine ever made in this world? A vagina! 1. It takes any size pistons. 2. It auto lubricates itself 3. every 28 days it performs automatic oil changes."

"What's the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy."

"Two deer were leaving a gay bar One said to the other, ""man, I can't believe a blew thirty bucks in their"""

"Who is the second coolest doctor in the hospital The hip replacement guy"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tchhhh."

"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """

"How'd the husband know his wife was fooling around? Got home from work, kicked off her panties, and they stuck to the wall"

"Religion vs science? Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings"

"What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner? Goo of Sum Yung Gai"