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Joke of the Day

"Girl Vs Boy Conversation Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"Beards eventually grow on you. Title"

"Siri, assemble a list of people who are dead to me."

"Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: You're too young to smoke."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked."

"Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage."

"Look, I know you really miss her. But, you know what? Sometimes things aren't meant to be. One time I really wanted this waffle...."

"Apparently Mr. Skeltal joined the band Imagine Dragons. I heard they were going back to their doots."

"Your mom and a Volkswagon have something in common They're both 40 times dirtier than advertised."

"Man On Bus Asked Me, ""Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?"" I Just Found Out I Have Cancer..."