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Joke of the Day
"My Ex is married now with a baby. What kind of idiot marries a baby?"
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"There was a groping incident at work. I apologized but they fired me anyways."
"*Social justice ppl arrive at nintendo headquarters in japan* ""Game... BOY?"" *merciless, graphic slaughter of nintendo employees ensues*"
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? He couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."
"Co-Worker: Can I get a quick word? Me: Velocity. Co-Worker: ..."
"Why are Canadian Jews so poor? Because there are no pennies to pick up off the ground."
"What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi"
"What's the difference between a sin and a shame? It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out."
"Twitter. /twt.r/ (noun) Twit-ur: an omnidirectional toxic sludge pump for the lame and unfunny musings of the imbecilic masses."
"Why are rapists terrible at academics? BECAUSE THEY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD!"