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Joke of the Day

"My Ex is married now with a baby. What kind of idiot marries a baby?"

"The most offensive joke I know. Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles? To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies."

"I understand why abortion is a touchy subject (NSFW) Because on one hand I'm all for killing babies but I really don't think women should have a choice in the matter"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."

"What did Russians use for light before candles? Light bulbs"

"If you have sex with a prostitute... ...against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?"

"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""

"It's fun to chant ""Bloody Mary"" three times into your car's side mirror while driving at night and watch her jog to keep up"

"ISIS pickup line Girl are you a suicide vest? Cos I'd like to be inside you"

"Five Secrets of Successful People: 1. Don't 2. Tell 3. Anyone 4. Your 5. Secrets"