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Joke of the Day

"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""

"We get it. You're Muslim. You don't have to Ramadan our throats."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !"

"Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest."

"Boss: Are you high? [Me watching him evaporate] I hope so."

"Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families."

"Dear Oral-B You forget the J"

"What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession? a rem job"

"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty."

"I think the real reason men don't lactate is because we would just be irresponsible and squirt each other with it."