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Joke of the Day
"A father asked his son how baking school was going ""I knead some dough."""
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"What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it? Squeak, Squeak, Squeak"
"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a flying fuck."
"What's the best way to knock out a dog? with a woofie."
"Punch Lines ""The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."""
"My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me."
"My neighbor came pounding on my front door at 2am last night lucky for him, I was up practicing my bag pipes."
"A man walks into a schizophrenia hospital He says ""there's a lot of people in here"" To which a nurse replies ""get here you!"""
"Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them."