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Joke of the Day
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess' on it ... So I said, ""implants?"""
Next Joke
"I'm starting a tent business. My first sales event will be called the ""Tent Offensive"""
"What does a North Korean ricochet sound like? PYONG! YANG!"
"If by loves to travel you mean secretly following you every where you go from a safe distance then yes I love to travel."
"My cousin had his hand amputated in a tragic accident. Luckily, he was able to find a replacement at a second hand store."
"What mammal dies after it mates? Anyone that goes near my wife!"
"SISS-BOOM-BAA The sound of a sheep exploding"
"These Hoes Ain't Royals, said Chris Brown, pointing at Lorde and her friends."
"How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food? Because he said he loves miso."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""hey, we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom says ""why not? I'm a 'fungi' Bam, you've all been PUNNED!"