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Joke of the Day
"what did the frog say after he finished his book? Reddit."
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"TIFU by getting on the normal bus instead of the dyslexic one Whoops, wrong bus."
"I need all zombie jokes you know, Reddit."
"Me and my wife, we have decided that we don't want kids. They are not gonna like it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !"
"Want to hear a Cosby joke? Wait ... I told it wrong. I wasn't supposed to ask for consent."
"What's Black on top and White bottom? rape"
"Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)"
"And the Oscar goes to... ...Jail!"
"[1st date] ""My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?"" Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th"