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Joke of the Day
"Help! My husband's too controlling! Edit: No he's not, he's a really nice guy"
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"What's the difference between a slab of meat and someone who hates high school students? One's protein, the other's anti-teen."
"I have the perfect body of a 21 year old female... It's in a freezer in my basement"
"On the 5th day of Christmas? Christmas is ONE day, Carol. Convert to Judaism if you need a longer holiday."
"My worst 3 subjects in school we're Math and English."
"What do you call a sad Ent? Mourning wood."
"What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13."
"DEFINITION OF DIPLOMACY Q: What is the definition of diplomacy? A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."
"How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match? Good jab."
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."