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Joke of the Day
"My worst 3 subjects in school we're Math and English."
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"What do you call it when...? What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography."
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"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday I know its not the greatest gift, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it."
"What's the best feature of Apple Pencil? You don't need to sharpen it."
"NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY."
"Always keep an axe by the front door so I can give the other Jehovah something awesome to witness."
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"Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex."