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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."

"What do you call a nymphomaniac graffiti artist? Bonksy"

"What do you call an agreement between forests? A treety"

"What starts with P and ends with orn? ;) Popcorn."

"If you don't cuss when you drive you aren't paying enough attention to the road."

"I have to make a best man's speech at my brother's wedding next month. I need a few jokes to liven up my speech. Any ideas?"

"How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments? Very Djently."

"Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church Priest says 'you're not allowed in here! Get out!' Higgs Boson looks at him confused, 'but without me you can't have mass.'"

"Your clever title is half the joke."

"Curiosity killed the cat, and got your daughter pregnant."