200925

Joke of the Day

"What's Italian Alzheimer's sound like? ""Whoa! fuggodaboutit!"""

"Once there was a guy reading r/jokes... He decided to click on a joke that was new and didnt have any points."

"I love Halloween... It's the only time of the year that I can lure young children in with candy without using my van."

"I once had a job circumcising elephants. The pay sucked, but the tips were big!"

"Why is being in the military like having sex? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel."

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant? Sizzle-r"

"There are three types of people in this world. People who can count and people who can't."

"Did you hear about the black boy with with diarrhea? Everyone thought he was melting."

"i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!"

"They should roast Tom Cruise sometime... Call it the Cruise-ifixion"