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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? You don't have to bring the flowers."
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"What did Pinocchio say to his girlfriend Sit on my face and I'll tell you some lies."
"What do you call a skinny person with a lisp Methed up"
"What happens when you mix roofies and Viagra? Ring toss."
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"Boss: Everyone is behind schedule and making excuses. Does everybody here think I'm an idiot Me: Don't ask. They swore me to secrecy."
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"Current beard: Outdoor woodsman Current body: Indoor couchman"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!"
"Why do native Americans make the best strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain"