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Joke of the Day

"I hit a guy with my car the other day. Don't worry, it wasn't serious. well... I was laughing. He might have been too, I didn't stop to find out."

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"I recently saw a documentary on different types of stationery throughout history. It was on paper-view."
"A guy told me he didn't have a penis I doubt he gets cocky often."
"Girl, are you an ITT Tech degree? Because you're worthless."
"Bored? 1 Find a group photo of 4 girls. 2 Comment, ""You 3 look awesome!""3 And wait..."
"How come you never get into a fart contest with a girls? They have double barrels. Probably a repeat, but my brother in law hadn't heard it so I figured I would post it."
"*walks into a brothel* ""yes I'd like some broth"""
"That awkward moment you have long eye contact with someone who's really attractive, only cause it's too hard to walk away from the mirror."
"If one more teenager uses the term 'Back in the day'...I swear I'm gonna smack them with a floppy disk and choke them with my legwarmers."
"Our credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it .... The thief is spending less than my wife did."