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Joke of the Day
"I wish there were more dry sex acts like dry-humping. I think I'd really enjoy dry 69."
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"I told a joke in lit class and got crickets So my teacher was telling us about a class she took. ""I took a really epic class on Falkner."" and I responded ""not as epic as a class I took on Homer."""
"[Racist?] Why do all Asian kids get straight A's? Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks."
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