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Joke of the Day

"If Silver Surfer and Iron man... If Silver Surfer and Iron man began working together, they'd be alloys"

"If white guys are day drinking, it's inevitable that they're going to start wrestling at some point later that night."

"There are shockingly few security guards at dog shows. You can run out and pet 4 or 5 dogs before they catch you. Last time I pet 8 of them."

"3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1. Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one."

"I have decided to write all my jokes in capitals from now on. This one was written in London."

"What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball? Grgggll"

"You are now breathing manually. Your welcome :) That's one of the best ways to get at someone over the internet."

"I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows"

"We often criticize pedophiles... but they, at least, drive slowly near schools."

"The worst is when someone ceases but they don't desist. That's some bullshit right there. Gotta do those simultaneously and whatnot."