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Joke of the Day
"Why do single men live longer than married men? Because they want to."
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"Why do deaf women wear tight jeans? So you can read their lips."
"When are we going to change ""til death do us part"" to ""for the next five years"" ?"
"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."
"I was makin out with a cute girl but it got ruined when she ran her hand up my leg and squeezed all the spaghetti out of my pocket"
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."
"What do you put in an actor's drink... [OC] to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars? [Expectorant](/spoiler)"
"If you feed me & have the heat on high, I will fall asleep on you. So to have a much more interesting date with me keep me hungry and cold"
"Oldest boy band in the world One erection"