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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to? Rub-a-dubstep!"
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"Why does LeBron James wear high socks? His Cavs can't handle the Heat"
"Good thing some people show their bare chest in their profile pic, otherwise we wouldn't have known they had a torso."
"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"
"How does an international banker have a good Friday night? He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks."
"Real Estate Agent: Do you want to look at the model homes? Me: I'm flattered you think I'm a model but I'll just look at the regular homes"
"wish there was an edit option when d atm shows ur account balance!"
"There are 10000000 people in a room 1 of them understands binary and the other 127 don't. Decided to make my own variation of the original joke :)"
"Still haven't forgiven my parents for not being rich."
"Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside? --- HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"