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Joke of the Day

"How does an international banker have a good Friday night? He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks."

"Christmas song Single bells, Single bells. Single all the way. My crush said let's be friends. Friendzone all the way !!"

"What did the slutty interstate say to the porche? I got curbs!"

"Don't trust anybody who owns a working printer."

"[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*"

"A dog, a blonde, a rabbi, a priest, a nun, Helen Keller, a black guy, and a horse walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""what's this, some kind of joke?"""

"In Sweden paternity leave is a big thing. And it is very challenging, almost every father loses 23lb in the first few weeks. They have no idea where the baby is."

"Sleeping in could easily be my superpower. If not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee."

"What do you call a whore famous among pickles? A lady of dill repute."

"If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me."