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Joke of the Day

"This joke will SHOCK you. how do you catch a mouse? Click baiting."

"Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz UK: fk u we used to own u watch this *does backflip *money falls out of pockets *cracks head open"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash, who survives? No one, the was a major gas leak, and someone lit a match, and the plane exploded, killing everyone inside."

"Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's ""A Farewell to Arms""... is his sequel, ""Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"""

"How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?"

"What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband? I'm sorry but I love another Juan."

"I think these protesters are sending the wrong message... because they keep telling me to Love Trump's Hate."

"As a kid I thought a lot about growing up, getting a job and having kids, but not this job and certainly not these kids."

"Now matter how sad I get, the length of your skirt reassures me that everything will be OK."

"What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?.. Quark Kent."